Saturday, March 28, 2009

Out of the mouths of babes

I couldn't resist sharing this cute joke my daughter told me the other day. I have to admit that it was a great "belly" laugh because of the look on her face when she recited the last few was priceless! Of course, I've taken some literary license with the wording and such because she stopped and started a few times and then forgot where she was at one point...she's only 9!

"One day a first grade teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to accumulate the building materials for his home. She read. ..."And so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said, Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?" The teacher paused, then asked the class, and what do you think the man said? One little boy raised his hand and said excitedly, I know! I know! He said, Holy Shit! A talking pig! "
Out of the mouths of babes.

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